Why are people phony?

I woke up happy that it was Friday and excited about the weekend. You know I try to stay positive and up beat about most things, but what I do not understand is phony and fake people. People that come off like they know EVERYTHING when they know absolutely NOTHING. I mean what is their purpose in life? Are they aware that they are coming off sounding like an idiot, or do they really think what's coming out of their mouth sounds intelligent?

Sometimes I think I should start referring people to the website called I am an idiot.com. Or have Jeff Foxworthy do a stand up show called: You know you're an Idiot When....

O.K. so I'm at work and a colleague is designated to show the group what the project is that we are all working on. (Common sense would dictate that they should know or have an idea of what we're doing) Boy was I wrong.....First off where is the common sense? Second) Where do these people come from? And who is screening them? Were they told that they'd be explaining to the group or did they just show up and was given the job....WTF?

So the group sits around for 3o minutes while EMPLOYEE X figures out what the hell is going on and what we all need to be doing. (Conjunction Junction, what's your Function?)

So don't try to BS your way out of it! Don't have an extended break! Don't get an emergency phone call you have to take and Don't send everybody to an early lunch. We already know you are clueless, we are just waiting for you to figure it out.

So here's to all the idiots, airheads, jerks, office hoes, brown nosers, relatives of friends and friends of friends...YOU KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND STOP PRETENDING YOU DO.

Ya'll know who you are.

R U Ready?